● That alleged Jennifer Lopez honeymoon sex tape being shopped around by first ex-husband Ojani Noa is not so big on the actual sex part — just a lot of clothed pre-fame Jennifer Lopez. [People] ● Speaking of Jenny from the Block, she’s calling out other celebs who claim they don’t read tabloids, revealing she keeps up with herself in the gossip rags; other celebs who say they don’t are “liars.” Take that Jen Aniston! [Showbizspy] ● The latest Victoria Secret Angels — like Alessandra Ambrosio, Selita Ebanks, and Chanel Iman — talk about getting runway-ready; imagine 4- to 6-hour workouts, waxing, and cleanses. It’s not easy looking professionally hot. [Elle]

● Adam Lambert is pimpin’ his unreleased song “Suburban Decay” as a track for the upcoming Eclipse soundtrack, citing his lyric about bloodlust as proof that it’s a match made in tween, sparkly vampire heaven. [MTV] ● Barry Manilow is a fanilow of Lady Gaga; maybe there’s a bedazzled collaboration in the future? [ABC] ● Christian Bale, Mel Gibson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger (among many other Hollywood heavyweights) reinterpret their most famous film roles for Empire magazine’s 20th anniversary. [Empire]