Links: Heidi & Spencer Are Not Done Yet, Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer Get Married

● Though their impending divorce may signal the End Times, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will not go away. Spencer has a girl-on-girl sex tape starring Heidi and Playboy‘s Karissa Shannon. Convenient! [TMZ] ● Meanwhile, on Twitter, Heidi reached out to her old pal Lauren Conrad with something resembling an apology: “you were right! Spencer is sooooo[…]ooo[…]ooo sucky!!!” [Twitter] ● Wyclef Jean will not stop running for president. No means no. [Vulture]

● Steamy (bloody?) True Blood stars Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin were married on Saturday. Alexander Skarsgard was not the best man. [Us Weekly] ● Bill O’Reilly thinks Justin Bieber is “gross” because Bill “wanted to be a baseball player” when he was 16, not “hang around with Kim Kardashian.” But at least he’s not gay, right? [Vulture] ● Betty White won an early Emmy for her appearance on Saturday Night Live. Everyone is avoiding calling her life “complete.” [HuffPo]

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