Links: Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart Finally Wed, Miley Cyrus Slams Perez Hilton

● Old actors Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart, who have been dating since the allies won the Great War, have finally gotten married. [TMZ] ● Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are shopping around a story about Heidi having an affair with her bodyguard. They’re both too dumb to know that movie’s already been made, and it was awesome. [Page Six] ● In a new Playboy interview, Cameron Diaz explains how she’s always traveling for sex, but instead of “sex,” she uses a really dirty word that boys like when girls say, because that’s her job. [HuffPo]

● “That’s some idiot being an idiot,” said Miley Cyrus about Perez Hilton, while speaking with Ryan Seacrest, completing the trifecta of most-hated celebrities at any given moment. [Celebuzz] ● If Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart share an apartment, who spends more time in the bathroom? [US Weekly] ● ShamWow! guy + Eminem = aggression overload. [ONTD]

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