● Although Guy Ritchie claims to “love” ex-wife Madonna, he still thinks she’s “retarded.” [MSN] ● Who would have thought? Kevin Federline doesn’t take care of his house! The owners of his rented Tarzana house want $100K for damages, including cigarette butts and empty beer bottles in the gutter, a bent light post, and drawings all over the walls. [Dlisted] ● Law & Order’s next ripped-from-the-headlines plot will feature a Jon and Kate Gosselin-esque storyline, where the “Kate” character is murdered and the “Jon” is the suspect. [EW]

● Drew Carey is one-upping Ashton Kutcher by announcing that he will donate a $1 million dollars to Lance Armstrong’s LiveStrong Foundation if he can get a million Twitter followers by the New Year. [CBS] ● Comic book aficionado and film director Kevin Smith feels that Jon Hamm would make a good Superman and Batman. And thinks he should be cast for the long-talked-about Superman/Batman film. [MTV] ● Emmy Rossum (who just divorced her music exec hubby) and Adam Duritz (dreadlocked lead singer of The Counting Crows) made their first official appearance as a couple at the ABT Fall Gala. [JustJared]