● Ellen will no longer be a judge on Idol, with Jennifer Lopez likely stepping in to replace her. American Idol: now with way more Marc Anthony. [HuffPo] ● Also, out at Idol is Kara DioGuardi, who was fired because after a full year no one is any closer to having any idea who she is. [TMZ] ● George Clooney’s model girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis allegedly did cocaine in a Milan nightclub, now under investigation. The real story would be if she didn’t. [Radar]

● No, silly, Miley Cyrus will not be getting breast implants for her 18th birthday. You act like she has insane stage parents only concerned with making a buck! [Celebuzz] ● Michael Lohan has a tribute for Lindsay in the form of a song he made for “daddy’s little girl.” This is realer than real and oh so creepy. [Gawker] ● Three new Britney Spears songs surface, world says “meh.” [Vulture]