● Dina Lohan had the cops called on her at Carvel for producing the ice cream equivalent to a “Black Card,” giving her the right to free treats for 75 years, though it actually belonged to Ali Lohan. It’s unclear whether this is made up or not. [Radar] ● A slideshow of slideshows featuring the sexiest World Cup fans is some kind of meta-joke, but as Freud said, sometimes breasts are just breasts. [Awl] ● Real journalist discovers little-known world of urban cat baloncy’s, a.k.a. “catios.” [NYT]

● A 27-year-old woman named Katie was questioned by police investigating eyewitness accounts of young Justin Bieber drinking in a bar. No joke. [TMZ] ● Betty White outed Cary Grant on The Joy Behar Show. Luckily, no one watches The Joy Behar Show. But YouTube! Luckily, he’s dead. [Celebuzz] ● Rules for using the “Reply All” email function should be committed to memory. [Gawker]