Links: Courtney Loves Cobain’s Money; Smoking Sports Illustrated Models, Literally

● At a party celebrating their incredible achievement in publishing, the hot, slamming, rock-hard bods of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue had the hottest butts in the room…in their mouths. A bunch of S.I. swimsuit models were puffing the night away at their magazine party. [TMZ] ● Ke$ha sucks too much to actually deface the Hollywood sign, so some activists who want to save it did it for her. The ADA has yet to recommend brushing your teeth with whiskey, however. [LA Times] ● The money quote from Courtney Love’s recent Spin interview, literally: “I married a guy, he killed himself, I inherited everything. That’s the way it goes.”. [Spin via Guest of a Guest]

● Because if the world of theater needs any kind of spicing up, it needs the kind of “spice” that wields a crack-like addiction for Asian tweens and overgrown Asian tweens alike. It needs the kind of stunning visual imagery that could easily provoke an epileptic seizure or three. And it needs to be more sparkly, glittery, twee, and totally nonsensical, moreso than anything that could have ever of come before it. It needs Hello Kitty: The Show. And it’s here. [Cool Hunting] ● Botox injections might put the kibosh on being sad or pissed off, which is “tied to a phenomenon called the facial feedback hypothesis,” which is essentially: if you can’t move your face into a frown, you can only be happy. So, basically, there are a bunch of people walking around who look like : ) or something like it. Yet another reason The Rich have better lives than you, plebe. [Discovery] ● According to the New York Times, the Bad Boys of Art — Damien Hirst, Sterling Ruby, Banks Violet, et al — are taking over New York. In other news, if you’ve ever wanted to get paid to piss on a canvas after melting a box of neon crayons on it while under the influence of two jars of Carolina Moonshine, your moment to shine has arrived. [New York Times]

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