Links: Britney Spears Fights Back, Miley Cyrus Is Not Naked Quite Yet

● In response to tabloid reports that her boyfriend beats her, Britney Spears tweeted: “PS – Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!” She also announced she will release a new album. [HuffPo, Twitter] ● Ryan Gosling admits that drinking melted Haagen-Dazs ice cream got him fired from The Lovely Bones. We thought weight gain meant an Oscar. [Vulture] ● Should children be allowed to watch Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson kiss on set? What if she’s not wearing pants? [Celebuzz]

● A photo purporting to be a naked, now-18-year-old Miley Cyrus is not actually her, according to people with eyes and some sense. The girl’s birthday was like a week ago; give her some time. [Gossip Cop] ● Ashton Kutcher’s alleged (and allegedly allowed!) mistress Brittney Jones will star in a sex tape (sans A.K.) because duh. [HuffPo] ● Christina Aguilera is dating an assistant from the set of Burlesque, giving false hope to men everywhere. [Radar]

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