Links: Brad Pitt Shaves (Internet Pleased), Roman Polanski Free (Internet Pissed)

● Brad Pitt’s much bitched-about facial hair — from whiskers to beard to goatee and back — seems to finally be gone for good. Expect it on eBay. [People] ● In the latest Mel Gibson racist, misogynist tape leak, he admits to punching girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva in the mouth, breaking her teeth, and pulling so far ahead in the World’s Worst Celebrity race that Charlie Sheen is like, “Dude.” [TMZ] ● Are Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” and Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” the same song? Who cares! [Vulture]

● Roman Polanski will not be extradited by the Swiss government on those infamous 1977 rape charges. If friend and supporter Woody Allen throws a party, may everyone on the guest list have wrinkles. [AP] ● Spencer Pratt, who claims he’s homeless, is shacking up at the Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood, where room service’s gold-flake garnishes just do not meet expectations. [PopEater] ● Hugh Hefner says he takes Viagra “when it’s called for,” i.e. day and night. [HuffPo]

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