● Anne Hathaway claims that her Saturday Night Love mocking of Katie Holmes was all in good fun and actually based on Holmes’ Joey Potter character from Dawson’s Creek. It’s fine, Anne, everyone blames Tom Cruise anyway. [THR] ● Charlie Sheen’s manager says you can’t believe anything Capri Anderson says: “This is a woman who, for the right amount of money, sleeps with strangers.” That’s the way they’re going to play it, really? [TMZ] ● Miley Cyrus turns 18 today, and is still too young to do the things she does. [OMG]

● Leonardo DiCaprio was aboard a plane as the engine blew just after takeoff. No one was harmed, but almost losing a famous person is just as bad. [Us Weekly] ● The Double Fantasy album that John Lennon signed for his killer Mark David Chapman just hours before the murder is on sale for $850,000 and a lifetime of bad karma. [Page Six] ● Jay-Z shot his drug-addicted older brother when he was only 12-years-old. His brother since apologized for deserving it. [NYDN]