Lance Bass Is Responsible for This New Awesome/Terrible/Awesome Song
If you enjoy the kind of music that makes you go, “Hmm, is this supposed to be a joke? I think this is supposed to be a joke. Right? It’s a joke, right? This is not real. Because it can’t be. Why would this be real? These people get that they’re jokes, right? Like, they’re just pretending to be into this but after the end of the song they’re definitely like, ‘Ha ha ha, aren’t we hilarious? Listen to this hilarious joke we just recorded, we are great at comedy,'” then you will probably love the debut single from Heart2Heart, the new boyband that boasts failed astronaut Lance Bass as its “mentor.”
You see, when couples of a certain age (the age at which voting is not yet a right, thank God) want to take it to the “next level,” i.e. “defining the relationship,” they do so by changing their Facebook relationship statuses to “In a Relationship.” This is a big step for the sleeveless hoodie set, apparently, and Heart2Heart is ON IT with this new jam that reflects this fascinating cultural zeitgeist. It’s called “Facebook Official,” you guys, and it’ll be in your head for approximately twelve hours until something equally terrible comes along, because that is how the music industry works now.