Lana Del Rey: The New Face of H&M
Despite the fact that Lana Del Rey can’t sing for shit, she’s successfully gone on to become the toast of high fashion town with her very own Mulberry handbag. So it only makes sense that she “Del Lays” her overpriced acrylic nails into the mainstream markets in a collab with H&M as well. Lana’s for-Rey (sorry we can’t resist the puns) with a supplier of cheaply made, imported garb that falls apart after a few wears makes perfect sense considering the utter transience of her musical “career.”
The singer has temporarily paused creating new music and signed with Next model management earlier this year in order to focus on looking ironic simultaneously in retro-inspired looks, tacky gold crucifixes, and cowboy Americana Blue Jeans.
Do we foresee some knatty black crochet dresses, oversized rosette-embellished pullovers and cropped tie-knot graphic tees in the near fashion forecast? We can’t Rey-t.