Kate Upton Doesn’t Care If You Think She’s Fat

Kate Upton, whose clothes are frequently broken, has responded to the comments made by a blogger named Skinny Gurl, an anonymously yet literally named cultural critic who claims that Upton is, like, totally too fat too be pretty. You know, the kind of fat that others might describe as "looking like a normal human woman."

College Candy pointed out that Skinny Gurl, who blogs at the pro-anorexia site Skinny Gossip (a site that does not have the tagline, "Cutting the Fat and Exposing the Bones"), wrote in a blog post tagged under the phrases "fatties" and "thunder thighs": "Huge thighs, NO waist, big fat floppy boobs, terrible body definition — she looks like a squishy brick. Is this what American women are “striving” for now? The lazy, lardy look? Have we really gotten so fat in this country that Kate is the best we can aim for? Sorry, but: eww!" 

I mean, I’m not really all that into Kate Upton, either, but that is because I’m generally disgusted by the ideas of vaginas (are they the best we can aim for in this country? Srsly, ewwwww!), but I can’t really agree with Ms. Skinny Gurl. And I’m pretty sure most dudes who are into vaginas would likely disagree, as well: Upton is, after all, on a most recent cover of GQ, subtly licking a patriotic popsicle. 

Today, as The Frisky points out, Upton has responded to the allegations that she’s a giant, disgusting cow of a woman. She replied, "I’m not going to starve just to be thin. I’m going to enjoy life and I can’t if I’m not eating and miserable." Boom, Skinny Gurl. Kate’s not going to stop eating popsicles, hot dogs, and other phallic objects just because you think a visible ribcage is the truest form of beauty! 

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