Kanye West’s Penis Hits the Web
For about two weeks now, rumors have been floating around that Kanye West’s penis was scheduled to make its Internet debut – and that day has finally come. MediaTakeOut was the first to deliver the photo this morning, showing a shirtless West in boxer-briefs with a partial view of his member. NSFW.
The self-snapped photo reportedly originated from one of the many women that Kanye has made an attempt to court on MySpace. And while we’re definitely confused about why Kanye would be wasting his time on MySpace, that’s really where the confusion ends. For those of you who caught his triumphant return to the MTV VMAs last month, where he debuted the new track “Runaway,” there’s a good chance a TV censor bleeped out that quick line where he hinted this, his penis, might be coming. Does this sound familiar? “She found pictures in my e-mail, I sent this girl a picture of my d-ck.” By girl, he obviously meant “girls who were looking to make a little extra cash.”
Maybe he can create an artistic rendition of his penis to be used as the sixth cover for his upcoming album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Wal Mart would definitely ban it, but the Euro market might be a little more receptive. See the very NSFW photo below.