Would anyone (including us) care about this rather lightweight looking “brawl” that broke out at M2 if it weren’t the birthday party of rapper Juelz Santana? Probably not. We use the term lightweight because the guy in the fedora got right back up after supposedly being beat up by a bunch of guys who think fighting at clubs isn’t the worst. But the sad fact is that it was Juelz Santana’s birthday, and therefore this video is elevated to national importance. We’d be surprised if the FBI hasn’t already confiscated it so they can indict M2 for ruining an okay rapper’s birthday celebration. Also, a guy named Maino was there.

In other TMZ video news, this is actual footage of LeBron James leaving the Jay-Z concert at MSG last night to chants of “New York.” But wouldn’t it make a great Nike viral ad?