Five Outstanding Porn Site Comments

With the YouTubification of the pornography-industrial complex nearly complete, we can now revel in associated comment sections that prove to be every bit as witty, informed and compassionate as any other comment section on the web. Here, for example, are five gems found while cruising the filthstream that is Spankwire (NSFW, obviously, so wait until you get home tonight), in ascending order of “why did you register a screen name to write that”:

 

5. lading said: the boots is sexy,why no fuck~~

4. titoking88 said: gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

3. super meat boy0341 said: his dick looks like chewd bubble gum wtf

2. greywolf44 said: thats a wierd camera angle, creepin behind the coffee cups

1. taekwondoguy said:  This just made me hate my girlfriend.

With the exception of #4, it must have taken real effort to type these one-handed.

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