Chick-fil-A Officially Better Than Most Things in Life
The sole Chick-fil-A in Manhattan is housed in a college food court and, as anyone who’s ever lived in a town flush with flash-fried chicken products knows, is responsible for feeding millions. New York Chick-fil-Lovers are forced to go to great, sometimes creepy lengths to get their fix: That forty-something stockbroker guy in a suit ain’t passing for a college student, but he sure spends a lot of time loitering on campus. Does that mean he should change into his best Converse/Silly Bands-accessorized disguise before infiltrating the University Place outpost on lunch outings? All he wants is waffle fries! And a better-than-life chicken sandwich! Is that too much to ask? Hold on, Stockbroker guy…Chick-fil-A has answered your prayers.
You can wear a ridiculous costume and be rewarded with a free meal. This Friday, July 9th, is Cow Appreciation Day, which means nothing in the grand scheme of things. But if you dress like a cow or accessorize with cow print and run to Chick-fil-A, you’ll be rewarded with free Chick-fil-A food. And, if you miraculously get nine of your friends to dress as a cow, post it on Facebook, and it’s awesome, you can win free Chick-fil-A for a year. The prospect of which is gross but awesome.