It’s 2014–most of us have accepted that women can have happy, fulfilling lives that take very different trajectories. Seven kids, or two, or none. An office job with power suits or an art teacher in a smock.

But, should you have a smug friend who says things like, “it is just the most relaxing, connective experience,” when describing breastfeeding or motherhood, with a straight face, feel free to whip out your breastfeeding doll, whether you’re a “fickle millenial,” or just don’t want your “bodily assets turned into garbage.”

Here’s your lol for today via “The Breast of Both Worlds,” on Funny or Die.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/09e923a04d/the-breast-of-both-worlds