Try not to get whiplash, but Amanda Bynes has un-retired from acting. I know! It seems like just yesterday that I brought you ultra-complete coverage of the beloved actress’ retirement from acting. You can finally stop sobbing, it’s all going to be okay now. You can dismantle the shrine where you pray to the great god Horus that Amanda Bynes will once again grace your multiplex, your TV screen, or at least (please, Horus) the stage of your local community theater. Worry no longer. The beloved actress, the light of your life, star of Charlotte’s Web 2: Wilbur’s Great Adventure and She’s The Man, one of Teen People’s “25 Hottest Stars Under 25” in 2006 AND in 2007, has finally started to once more do what she was born to do: act.
Here, dear reader, faithful friend, fellow lover of Ms. Bynes’ ouvre, is the incredible tweet that saved us all from a life of misery and pointlessness:
And yea, the rivers overran with happiness and the Teen Choice Awards had someone to give awards to and all was right with the world.