Break Megan Fox Embrago at These Foxy Restaurants
Tomorrow, most man-centric mags will declare a ban on Megan Fox in a limp attempt to curb attention to the starlet. Although coverage of the ban itself is having the exact opposite effect, with some sources summarily providing a rundown of Fox’s movie credits and photo-ops. Surprisingly enough, Fox has never appeared too annoying — if anything, she’s always been good for a quotable quip or two. So if you’d like to say “Eff you, man mags!” and take time out to show your pride for Megan Fox, here are a few places (based mostly around L.A.) through where the starlet’s wined and dined, leaving a scrap of herself as a footnote to every credit card signature.
● Gyu-Kaku (Beverly Hills) – Maybe there was something about mixing Brian Austin Green and Japanese food that Fox found to be extraordinarily quixotic. That would explain why they were seen leaving this BBQ joint.
● The Smoke House (Burbank) – But alas! All lukewarm love affairs must fizzle out (or remain tenuously on-off.) So it was here that Fox was seen single and having a business lunch. Because this is what a busy business lady whose life is missing something but she doesn’t realize it because she’s so busy with business does.
● La Bruschetta Ristorante (Westwood) – However, even workaholics must rediscover love. So of course, she found something akin to possible love in dating Transformers co-star Shia LaBeouf. The two engaged in grown-up mating rituals like sipping red wine and laughing until they cried. Oh, young love!
● Whole Foods (Anywhere) – But you know what? Fox is just a regular girl with everyday needs. Which is excellent news for you because you may not be able to re-create a dinner date with Green, let alone with LaBeouf. So, look no further than your neighborhood-friendly organic grocer for your own little Megan Fox-inspired walkabout. She says, “Being photographed at Whole Foods, or like coming out of Rite-Aid with your shampoo bottles and stuff, that’s new to me.” During the blackout on Fox coverage tomorrow, this too could be an eye-opening experience for you.