Break Megan Fox Embrago at These Foxy Restaurants

Tomorrow, most man-centric mags will declare a ban on Megan Fox in a limp attempt to curb attention to the starlet. Although coverage of the ban itself is having the exact opposite effect, with some sources summarily providing a rundown of Fox’s movie credits and photo-ops. Surprisingly enough, Fox has never appeared too annoying — if anything, she’s always been good for a quotable quip or two. So if you’d like to say “Eff you, man mags!” and take time out to show your pride for Megan Fox, here are a few places (based mostly around L.A.) through where the starlet’s wined and dined, leaving a scrap of herself as a footnote to every credit card signature.

Nobu (Malibu) – Typical for any of the glitterati, yes, but Fox definitely supped on seafood while erstwhile paramour Brian Austin Green.

Gyu-Kaku (Beverly Hills) – Maybe there was something about mixing Brian Austin Green and Japanese food that Fox found to be extraordinarily quixotic. That would explain why they were seen leaving this BBQ joint.

The Smoke House (Burbank) – But alas! All lukewarm love affairs must fizzle out (or remain tenuously on-off.) So it was here that Fox was seen single and having a business lunch. Because this is what a busy business lady whose life is missing something but she doesn’t realize it because she’s so busy with business does.

La Bruschetta Ristorante (Westwood) – However, even workaholics must rediscover love. So of course, she found something akin to possible love in dating Transformers co-star Shia LaBeouf. The two engaged in grown-up mating rituals like sipping red wine and laughing until they cried. Oh, young love!

● Whole Foods (Anywhere) – But you know what? Fox is just a regular girl with everyday needs. Which is excellent news for you because you may not be able to re-create a dinner date with Green, let alone with LaBeouf. So, look no further than your neighborhood-friendly organic grocer for your own little Megan Fox-inspired walkabout. She says, “Being photographed at Whole Foods, or like coming out of Rite-Aid with your shampoo bottles and stuff, that’s new to me.” During the blackout on Fox coverage tomorrow, this too could be an eye-opening experience for you.

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