OMG, WTF brings the OCD to your morning cup o’ joe. Choose between five brew types, from body-oriented French Press to maximum-clarity cold brews. Siphon pots for when your status needs to swing the way of $5.50 cups of java. Get medieval on your iced coffee with massive hourglass-looking devices producing Kyoto-style drip over Kold-Draft bar ice. If these brews don’t cut it, also boasts a La Marzocco GB5 as an in-house Big Jim Slade for cappuccinos, lattes, and espressos.