Geek-boy film crews and UPS workers in their fly brown shorts both agree on super-old, super-dark tavern. Perfect pints and lots of regulars who start the night at noon. Classic New York-on-the-waterfront feel, minus Marlon Brando, but with plenty of coulda been contenders. Avoid ghosts and imbibe outside on a lazy afternoon. Poetry series on Saturday afternoons, live Irish troubadours during the week.